In case you didn’t know, I recently wrote my first blog post in 2 years, declaring “I’ve given up on sex and romance and gone to Colombia” and then the universe delivered a man to me that very same day. Perhaps I manifested it; earlier in the day I saw this ADORABLE lesbian couple in my hostel and said out loud, “I wish I could … Continue reading I gave up on sex and then slept with a Colombian guy on the beach
This incident took place in late June, soon after we were allowed to leave our house for sex. Or maybe we weren’t by this point? I, like many of you, have struggled to keep up with the incomprehensible rules set out by our fuckwit government. However, I really did spend the lockdown not going out much and definitely not having sex face-to-face with a second … Continue reading Another tale of cis-het-white-male fuckery
He lived on a boat but I made him use my shower and scrub his fingernails clean before we even kissed. ANYWAY, this was probably my funniest sex story for a while. And at least he wasn’t a racist. The date We agreed to meet outside the pub and I had sent him my location. As I approached the pub, I saw a VERY HOT … Continue reading I fucked a circus performer who hadn’t showered for two days
I had a boy around last night, he was in my room and I was on top of him before either of us had fully undressed. At this point, I changed my mind, he reacted very badly and it did not go well. I’m still a little emotionally shaken. He wasn’t physically violent, but he was extremely rude and aggressive. The warning signs Perhaps it … Continue reading I said “no” to a man last night and it ended very badly.
This is a long one, so brace yourselves. This boy has just left my house, I’ve grabbed my laptop and there are a few things that are clear: I’m chugging water to make sure I pee again and don’t have a UTI. I think I tried to pressure this guy into having sex?! ME?! I’m the bad person in this scenario?!! I’m pretty pissed atm. … Continue reading Shit, I think I was the arsehole here, but also I let him talk to me about his ex.
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