This incident took place in late June, soon after we were allowed to leave our house for sex. Or maybe we weren’t by this point? I, like many of you, have struggled to keep up with the incomprehensible rules set out by our fuckwit government. However, I really did spend the lockdown not going out much and definitely not having sex face-to-face with a second … Continue reading Another tale of cis-het-white-male fuckery
He lived on a boat but I made him use my shower and scrub his fingernails clean before we even kissed. ANYWAY, this was probably my funniest sex story for a while. And at least he wasn’t a racist. The date We agreed to meet outside the pub and I had sent him my location. As I approached the pub, I saw a VERY HOT … Continue reading I fucked a circus performer who hadn’t showered for two days
I got knocked up because I fucked an idiot. Here’s what happened to me, along with my tips for what you could do if you need an abortion, and my rant about what a patronising prick my gynaecologist was. Pregnancy is SHIT. I have a new found appreciation for all the women of the world who chose to allow a parasite human to grow inside … Continue reading That time I had an abortion (two months ago)
CN: Racism Last night at around 12.30am, a Tinder match I had been trying to go on a date with for ages came over. I should have listened to my body (which just wanted to go to bed) but I think I need to re-evaluate my current relationship with sex because the need for that trumped my own desire for sleep. Anyway it ended with … Continue reading I fucked the WORST white boy last night
I had a boy around last night, he was in my room and I was on top of him before either of us had fully undressed. At this point, I changed my mind, he reacted very badly and it did not go well. I’m still a little emotionally shaken. He wasn’t physically violent, but he was extremely rude and aggressive. The warning signs Perhaps it … Continue reading I said “no” to a man last night and it ended very badly.
This is a long one, so brace yourselves. This boy has just left my house, I’ve grabbed my laptop and there are a few things that are clear: I’m chugging water to make sure I pee again and don’t have a UTI. I think I tried to pressure this guy into having sex?! ME?! I’m the bad person in this scenario?!! I’m pretty pissed atm. … Continue reading Shit, I think I was the arsehole here, but also I let him talk to me about his ex.
I know I said I didn’t want to have sex anymore in my previous post, but obviously I changed my mind. This is a story about my very polite one night stand last Sunday. The Context Last week, I matched with a guy on that hook-up app I love using. I was too tired for sex that night, but we exchanged numbers because he seemed … Continue reading My nicest one night stand
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