I’ve not had sex in a long time because I had been in the midst of a minor mental health mare which I’m slowly recovering from using drugs and therapy (more on that in a later post, I’m sure). I had been taking a dating hiatus but have been back on the apps for a month now, only to find I was disappointed by the … Continue reading My Hinge date had to come with me to get the morning-after pill.
I had really drunk sex with a guy last weekend and my mooncup was definitely still in when he tried to put his penis in there. Sadly, I don’t remember much of what happened that night. All I know is that I woke up in the morning feeling like death only to find a boy in my bed. I haven’t been that drunk and blacked … Continue reading Let’s talk about (period) sex baby
CN: Racism Last night at around 12.30am, a Tinder match I had been trying to go on a date with for ages came over. I should have listened to my body (which just wanted to go to bed) but I think I need to re-evaluate my current relationship with sex because the need for that trumped my own desire for sleep. Anyway it ended with … Continue reading I fucked the WORST white boy last night
I’m not a home-wrecker though, they are actually in an open relationship – or at least, it’s something they’ve recently started trying. And this definitely isn’t a situation where the man tells me he’s in an open relationship, when he’s really just cheating because, although he was a Tinder match, we had mutual friends so I did a bit of investigating to verify this information. … Continue reading I slept with a guy who has a girlfriend
I was originally going to title this post “I think you’re all using Tinder wrong” but that’s not constructive. However, I do want to address the emotional exhaustion and boredom you feel when using dating apps, which I have coined “Tinder fatigue” but, annoyingly, a quick Google search shows I wasn’t the first one to come up with it. Damn. So my idea of Tinder … Continue reading How to deal with Tinder fatigue
Over the last few weeks I’ve learnt an important lesson about self-care. I thought I had stopped writing because I was just too busy living my best life – but really, I was running on fumes trying to fulfil all these social commitments without taking a single hour out to check in on myself. And that brings me on to today’s post about the need … Continue reading Don’t neglect your need for self-care
It’s January and we’re all poor AF. Dating is just another expense – all those drink rounds really add up. To be honest, I have three guys on the booty call rotation atm so I might sack off dating until I got dolla next month. But all this got me thinking about the politics of paying on first dates. I know I don’t owe a … Continue reading The politics of paying for a drink on a first date
Ladies, claim your orgasms. You deserve them. You deserve to cum when you’ve had a long day, when you’re bored, when you’re having sex or just when you want to (as long as any additional parties involved consent to the physical activities you’re doing with them, duh!) Treat yourself to a toy Orgasming when you’re not having sex is easy. Invest in a rabbit, I … Continue reading 2019 resolution: let’s all have more orgasms!
It hurts so bad Why the fuck is it such a goddamn faff to get UTIs treated?! You know what I’m talking about, ladies – that feeling like someone is taking a blowtorch to your poor urethra as if the universe is punishing you for having sex but being too tired to go to the loo afterwards. Or even when you do meticulously hydrate yourself … Continue reading UTIs are the fucking worst.
I had a boy around last night, he was in my room and I was on top of him before either of us had fully undressed. At this point, I changed my mind, he reacted very badly and it did not go well. I’m still a little emotionally shaken. He wasn’t physically violent, but he was extremely rude and aggressive. The warning signs Perhaps it … Continue reading I said “no” to a man last night and it ended very badly.
Brown Girl Dating 