I gave up on sex and then slept with a Colombian guy on the beach

In case you didn’t know, I recently wrote my first blog post in 2 years, declaring “I’ve given up on sex and romance and gone to Colombia” and then the universe delivered a man to me that very same day. Perhaps I manifested it; earlier in the day I saw this ADORABLE lesbian couple in my hostel and said out loud, “I wish I could … Continue reading I gave up on sex and then slept with a Colombian guy on the beach

I fucked a circus performer who hadn’t showered for two days

He lived on a boat but I made him use my shower and scrub his fingernails clean before we even kissed. ANYWAY, this was probably my funniest sex story for a while. And at least he wasn’t a racist. The date We agreed to meet outside the pub and I had sent him my location. As I approached the pub, I saw a VERY HOT … Continue reading I fucked a circus performer who hadn’t showered for two days