I had really drunk sex with a guy last weekend and my mooncup was definitely still in when he tried to put his penis in there. Sadly, I don’t remember much of what happened that night. All I know is that I woke up in the morning feeling like death only to find a boy in my bed. I haven’t been that drunk and blacked … Continue reading Let’s talk about (period) sex baby
I have been desperate to have sex for a while actually – but it has been so damn hard to find ANYONE in London to sleep with, despite it being one of the most densely populated cities in the world. To be fair, I do restrict potential sexual encounters to people in my postcode so that could be it. But a few other things contributed: … Continue reading I just had sex but I feel kind of wierd about it.
Last night I slept with this tall skinny white boy (classic) that I had been sexting for aaaaages. This boy had seen the entire repertoire by the time we finally met. We were matching on-and-off on this hook up app for a while, but it never ended in a meeting, so I usually ended up just sexting him. It’s something I enjoy because I can get … Continue reading I will not sext people before I have sex with them IRL (and other sexting advice).
On Thursday night I slept with the guy I was messaging on Instagram. He was really tall and I forgot how hot he was, and how well he dressed he was, and it was great. But he’s not the subject of this post. This post is about me figuring out why I want to sleep with tall men and how I’m getting over it. For … Continue reading Am I a dick for wanting to sleep with tall men?
I knew I would eventually write about this Asian dentist, but I thought it would be in the post about how I realised that thankfully I wasn’t that racist because I finally started dating Asian men. Instead, the Asian dentist will feature in this classic story about how men are really fucking annoying. There’s a much longer story here that I accidentally started to tell but … Continue reading No Asian dentist, I will not respond to you after you ghosted me for THREE MONTHS.
I’ve not really given much of an explanation for why I’ve written two blog posts about men I slept with last week. I just knew I wanted to start a blog about my dating experiences and since I finally had sex last week, I thought it would be a good time to get the ball rolling. My intention isn’t to write salscious stories about having … Continue reading Who the fuck am I and why am I writing about having sex?
I’m exaggerating slightly with the heading because I first matched this guy on that same hook-up app from last night, but we did move the conversation to Instagram where we organised the logistics of him coming over. I initially made fun of him for giving me his phone number and IG, but his profile photo had those tall skinny wasteman white boy vibes that I’m … Continue reading I slid into some guy’s DMs last night and it was great!
I’ve been using this app which I describe as Grindr for straight people – but with a few key differences that I will explain at a later date – and I invited a man around tonight for sex. And now he’s gone I need to tell someone about it, so I’m telling the internet. So back to tonight…we chatted on this app for a bit. … Continue reading So I’ve just slept with a guy whose name I don’t know.
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