I gave up on sex and then slept with a Colombian guy on the beach

In case you didn’t know, I recently wrote my first blog post in 2 years, declaring “I’ve given up on sex and romance and gone to Colombia” and then the universe delivered a man to me that very same day. Perhaps I manifested it; earlier in the day I saw this ADORABLE lesbian couple in my hostel and said out loud, “I wish I could … Continue reading I gave up on sex and then slept with a Colombian guy on the beach

My Hinge date had to come with me to get the morning-after pill.

I’ve not had sex in a long time because I had been in the midst of a minor mental health mare which I’m slowly recovering from using drugs and therapy (more on that in a later post, I’m sure). I had been taking a dating hiatus but have been back on the apps for a month now, only to find I was disappointed by the … Continue reading My Hinge date had to come with me to get the morning-after pill.

Shit, I think I was the arsehole here, but also I let him talk to me about his ex.

This is a long one, so brace yourselves. This boy has just left my house, I’ve grabbed my laptop and there are a few things that are clear: I’m chugging water to make sure I pee again and don’t have a UTI. I think I tried to pressure this guy into having sex?! ME?! I’m the bad person in this scenario?!! I’m pretty pissed atm. … Continue reading Shit, I think I was the arsehole here, but also I let him talk to me about his ex.

I slid into some guy’s DMs last night and it was great!

I’m exaggerating slightly with the heading because I first matched this guy on that same hook-up app from last night, but we did move the conversation to Instagram where we organised the logistics of him coming over. I initially made fun of him for giving me his phone number and IG, but his profile photo had those tall skinny wasteman white boy vibes that I’m … Continue reading I slid into some guy’s DMs last night and it was great!

So I’ve just slept with a guy whose name I don’t know.

I’ve been using this app which I describe as Grindr for straight people – but with a few key differences that I will explain at a later date – and I invited a man around tonight for sex. And now he’s gone I need to tell someone about it, so I’m telling the internet. So back to tonight…we chatted on this app for a bit. … Continue reading So I’ve just slept with a guy whose name I don’t know.